March 2012
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum feels a weird hair in his butt crack while taking a shower but can’t find it.
February 2012
139 posts
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me: wow I'm actually happy right now
life: lol now hold on just one minute
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Guess who's going to Bonnaroo???
THIS GIRL.
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“So I put my best foot forward
and take the kind of deep breath
that gives me...”
– Information Man. Buddy Wakefield
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Don’t stand too close to me If you’re left alone with me… ahh! And leave that door opened Get someone to keep us company Cause I’ve been making up a list of things I’d do to you As we would dance on either side of the room But it’s too late, I’d never say it Anyway, I’m taken and we’re both leaving with who we came Somewhere you’re...
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“Writing rhymes about wind chimes and world peace while in my sleep I’m fighting...”
– Andrea Gibson
Getting Screwed Over By Someone You Love →
When giving away your love and trust to people, you just have to ask yourself, “Do they deserve it?” Because sometimes they don’t and you need to be aware of that. You have to weed out the people who will suck you dry and take care of yourself first and the only way you can come to this conclusion is by being dealing with a few shitheads first. They’re necessary evils meant to teach you a valuable...
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Well I’ve been taking long drives with the music too loud I’ve been dragging my feet over this February ground
I’ve been talking to strangers at the local bar And I wish they were you Oh it just brings me down. Tell me a joke or two, I could use one now.
Cause I’ve got skin like birch bark You can peel me off and lose me to the wind I guess it’s too late to protect...
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“My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations.”
– John Green, The Fault in Our Stars
“Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, “It might have been.”
– Kurt Vonnegut
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“I feel you in my stomach while you’re crawling through my mind. You drop...”
– Nicole Reynolds
